Gabe Saporta Does Things

Gabe Saporta pretends to be an ape in his dressing room, completely unaware that someone has just walked in and witnessed it.

Photo 17Notes

Gabe Saporta closing in on the deal with said drug dealer.

Text 1Notes

theymightbebeatles asked: Oh God, if I meet Gabe, I'm showing him this.

I-I… I’m so honored. Please be sure to send me his word if you ever do!

Photo 6Notes

Gabe Saporta converses with a drug dealer about a possible sale.

Photo 10Notes

Gabe Saporta volunteers to be a stripper and announces it to the entire crowd of people.

Photo 71Notes

Gabe Saporta demonstrates what he does to William Beckett’s “naughty parts.”

Text

Guys! We’ve made it to 100 followers. : ) Thank you so much!

Photo 32Notes

Zoom

Gabe Saporta looks at porn on the internet, not knowing Ryland Blackinton is behind him.

Photo 35Notes

Gabe Saporta preforms a duet of “Died in Your Arms” with Ryland.

Photo 13Notes

Gabe Saporta disguises a bomb as a gift basket and sends it to Jeffree Star.

Text 2Notes

illberulinghell reblogged your photo: Gabe Saporta attempts to eat Sierra Kusterbeck as…

LMFAO, people make stuff up. :) “attempts to eat” yea.. um.. no. that’s his “oh god don’t drop me” face.

Photo 42Notes

Gabe Saporta watches his prey from high ground.

Photo 39Notes

Gabe Saporta attempts to eat Sierra Kusterbeck as revenge for her eating his Taco Bell.

Photo 42Notes

Gabe Saporta advises the haters to move to the left.

Photo 3Notes

Gabe Saporta sees Victoria Asher take off her dress.

About me